HoboBaby » Uh http://hobobaby.com Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:18:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Make your Zaky work for you http://hobobaby.com/2009/07/make-your-zaky-work-for-you/ http://hobobaby.com/2009/07/make-your-zaky-work-for-you/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:00:00 +0000 JenniferW http://hobobaby.com/?p=337 “Zaky – It’s Like Leaving a Part of You with Your Baby”
zaky

Um, suuuuure.  A ridiculously, ridiculously CREEPY HANDS part of you.  I’m sorry I can’t be here right now baby but don’t you worry, I’m going to LEAVE THESE FAKE HANDS here.  You’re safe with MY FAKE HANDS.  FAKE HANDS!  FAKE HANDS!  FAKE HANDS!

Well, too bad they don’t make these for grown women whose husbands are away.  I mean that would be okay, right? 

“… It is also fantastic to give older children when you go away for days or when they must remain hospitalized and you cannot be there with him/her.”

I ought to get me some Zaky and teach them to hold Etta James at night when she sleeps.  Maybe she won’t be such a whiny ass with FAKE HANDS to love her, eh?

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