Posted in Firsts, Funny, My Little Lady on Sep 11th, 2009
My daughter is perfect. Just perfect. She is smart, kind, gentle, loving, boisterous and ohmygod she is insanely funny. How can a little person at just 16-almost-17 months of age be so freaking cool? I think the most amazing thing about this feeling is the notion that most parents feel the exact same way about [...]
I’ve been getting free copies of Parents magazine since I registered for the entire planet’s worth of baby crap at a huge baby store run by Geoffrey the giraffe. I appreciate Geoffrey having the sense to know that I needed this magazine for free since I had no plans to ever pay for another magazine [...]
Posted in Funny, Just me, Randomness on Mar 17th, 2009
In January. And the old me finally came RAGING back. I’m refamiliarizing myself with this person on a day-to-day minute-by-minute basis. I like her. I missed her and her funny sense of pissed-offness. I want to try to “integrate” her with Prozac Jenn. Prozac Jenn was too subdued, too emotionally leveled, too buried all by [...]
Posted in Funny on Mar 4th, 2009
“Well that’s cause you and I are old as dirt and learned to use the Dewey Decimal system when we were kids.“ “Yeah, I bet half our class doesn’t even know what Microfiche is. [To a younger friend] Do you know what microfiche is?” “Is that like Twitter or something” ‘Nuf said. 64 days to [...]
Posted in Firsts, Funny, HoboBaby, Kith and kin, Nursey-ness, Randomness on Feb 27th, 2009
Two sick people are currently sleeping in their respective beds upstairs. I am supposed to be packing up the apartment for our big “move into storage” extravaganza tomorrow. Alas, I sit here in my white t-shirt and pink wet-hair towel writing because you know what? I’m tired of packing and I boycott until tomorrow morning. [...]
Posted in Funny on Feb 18th, 2009
In case you were dying to know what goes on around here on a daily basis I thought I would steal an idea from a friend and conduct a very official, very professional interview with my very handsome and very sincere husband. J: How do you feel about my blog? K: [Repeats question] It’s hard [...]
Posted in Dailies, Firsts, Funny, My Little Lady on Feb 7th, 2009
Tonight at dinner Avelyn confirmed my worst fear — that she finds the thought of a dead Momma really, really freaking hysterical. I was holding her on my lap and she was jumping up and down. When I went to inhale, a piece of cilantro (mmm) got sucked to the back of my throat and [...]
Dear Self, You are less than 4 months away from graduating with your BSN. Stop being a punk and get your butt in gear. Remember your goals. You’ll be a real A-hole if you slack off now. Love, Self PS-your kid is crying so your break is over. Toodles!
Posted in Big days, Funny, My Little Lady on Jan 18th, 2009
Avelyn was in the womb for roughly 37 weeks and 2 days. She has now been out of the womb for exactly 39 weeks and 2 days. Unbelievable. Happy 275 days of life BabyGirl! Kevin wanted to make sure I posted the story that follows. He says if I’m going to talk about him getting [...]
Posted in Firsts, Funny, My Little Lady, Pictures on Dec 15th, 2008
I passed my first final today! Yay!!! Only one more on Wednesday and then I’m off to San Antonio to take back my baby! Oh yeah, I guess I haven’t posted much in the way of real info in a while. I woke up Sunday and decided to send Little Lady with Kevin back to [...]
