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“Zaky – It’s Like Leaving a Part of You with Your Baby”
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Um, suuuuure.  A ridiculously, ridiculously CREEPY HANDS part of you.  I’m sorry I can’t be here right now baby but don’t you worry, I’m going to LEAVE THESE FAKE HANDS here.  You’re safe with MY FAKE HANDS.  FAKE HANDS!  FAKE HANDS!  FAKE HANDS!

Well, too bad they don’t make these for grown women whose husbands are away.  I mean that would be okay, right? 

“… It is also fantastic to give older children when you go away for days or when they must remain hospitalized and you cannot be there with him/her.”

I ought to get me some Zaky and teach them to hold Etta James at night when she sleeps.  Maybe she won’t be such a whiny ass with FAKE HANDS to love her, eh?

6 Responses to “Make your Zaky work for you”

  1. Lindy says:

    That's just creepy. Really – I find it difficult to even look at that picture!

  2. Brittany Skloss says:

    Do they do laundry??

  3. Sarah says:

    Those freak me out…I must close this page out.

  4. Me and My Boys says:

    Um, C-R-E-E-P-Y! I actually had to turn away. Ewww.

  5. Kevin says:

    Is that a muppet molesting a child? I always knew there was something "off" about Ernie.

  6. Amanda says:

    I do not like looking at that. At all. Why must you give me nightmares?

    And they think your baby will be fooled by that crap?? HA!

    I will agree that it would be more appropriate for adults. LOL.

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